Tag: funny blog series

• SNO’ WITTY™

  Oct 13

  Congress subpoenas Sno’ Witty™ for unlicensed happiness. A hilarious Wisconsin satire about bureaucracy, love, dogs, squirrels, and building your own joy. more ›

• Sno’ Witty™️: The Employee Feedback Forms She Never Had Any Business Giving

  Oct 12

  Sno’ Witty™️ had a problem with management. Unfortunately, she was management. After distributing anonymous employee satisfaction surveys to her dogs, the squirrels, and the United States Congress, Sno’ Witty discovered… more ›

• 🐟⚖️ SNO’ WITTY™ PRESENTS

  Oct 11

  EPISODE 002: THE CHICAGO MARATHON 🌪️ 55,000 Runners, Three Squirrels, and a Congressional Weather Emergency Sunday, October 11, 2026The Department of Unsolicited ObservationsBy tacocatjustice | A Sno’ Witty™ Production BREAKING… more ›

• 🐟⚖️ SNO’ WITTY™ OPPHISHALLY FIGHTS BACK

  Oct 9

  Tom Nitil’s email scam lands with a twist: Sno’ Witty™ answers with sharp wit and zero remorse. The supposed opportunity crumbles under verbal scrutiny—each email is a riddle, not a… more ›

• ⭐ Sno’ Witty™ Episode: Sno’ Witty™ Participates in a Poetry Contest and Forgets the Premise

  Oct 3

  Sno’ delivered a puddle-poetry punch with ‘Midwest Reflections in a Parking Lot,’ where a potato turned into a metaphor. When judges demanded clarity, she replied, ‘Probably.’ Meanwhile, the Seven Dwarves… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Attends the United Nations for Reasons Nobody Can Explain

  Sep 27

  11:59 A.M. Sno’ Witty™ woke up at 11:59 a.m., preserving her legal right to say she had gotten up in the morning. Her phone had seventeen notifications. This was already… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Observes the Autumnal Equinox with Profound Mistrust

  Sep 22

  Tuesday, September 22, 2026 Breakfast Sno’ Witty™ woke up to an ambient temperature of fifty-one degrees inside the hallway and knew, without checking a device, that the celestial axis had… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Packs for Hell, Accidentally Writes a Bucket List

  Sep 21

  Thursday, September 10, 2026 Breakfast Sno’ Witty™ woke up with one objective. Pack. She ate half a sleeve of saltines over the kitchen sink so the crumbs fell directly down… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™

  Sep 20

  If I Had to Live Six Months in House Manager™ Hell… I’m Monetizing It. Broadcasting live from Rubiclone, Wisconsin; where the weather has trust issues, breakfast remains under investigation, and… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Kills Her Dreams and Gets a Job

  Sep 18

  Sno’’s dreams were supposed to fuel creativity, but the Follow Your Dreams model revealed a critical flaw: no pay. Three applications later, she closes her laptop with a quiet acceptance:… more ›