Meet the recurring witnesses, correspondents, administrators, and suspects of the Sno’ Witty™ newsroom.

Sno’ Witty™

Adult fairytale correspondent, reluctant paperwork expert, and host of the comeback. Sno’ interviews reality until it contradicts itself.

Lulu

Large brindle hallway administrator. Charges admission when the household attempts to observe her construction-tunnel investigations. Purebred pricing authority remains self-appointed.

Houdini

Black-and-white operations specialist with a broad white blaze and an established interest in being wherever supervision is least convenient.

Bane

Brindle field correspondent whose hiking technique occasionally includes leaving the assigned story area and taking Emily’s patience with him.

Travis

Recurring human correspondent, strategic errand participant, and frequent witness to events that sounded normal when scheduled.

Shane

Household bureau chief whose statements may require translation, clarification, and follow-up paperwork.

The Siccarious Kit

Backyard squirrel of interest. Allegedly armed with intent, snacks, or both. All profiling remains satirical.

Bureaucratic Characters

Congress, the IRS, unnamed committees, imaginary departments, and other institutions that arrive when a simple desire has been converted into a form.