Tag: fiction

• 🐟⚖️ SNO’ WITTY™ OPPHISHALLY FIGHTS BACK

  Oct 9

  Tom Nitil’s email scam lands with a twist: Sno’ Witty™ answers with sharp wit and zero remorse. The supposed opportunity crumbles under verbal scrutiny—each email is a riddle, not a… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Attends the United Nations for Reasons Nobody Can Explain

  Sep 27

  11:59 A.M. Sno’ Witty™ woke up at 11:59 a.m., preserving her legal right to say she had gotten up in the morning. Her phone had seventeen notifications. This was already… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Is Drafted into the Republic Against Her Will

  Sep 21

  Monday, September 21, 2026 Breakfast Sno’ Witty™ did not wake up wanting to participate in democracy. She woke up wanting a dry bagel and twenty minutes of silence before the… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™

  Sep 20

  Episode Two: The Window Has Entered Public Comment Broadcasting live from Rubiclone, Wisconsin—where the weather changes its testimony, the dogs have declined to take sides, and one window has become… more ›

• 🌪️ Sno’ Witty™ Episode 25sh: “Emotional Support Filibuster & The Burrito of Truth”

  Oct 31

  “I didn’t ghost you. I just entered a prolonged filibuster with my feelings. And my burrito.” THURSDAY OCTOBER 30TH, 2025 Scene I — The Setup She’s sitting in a dog-friendly… more ›