Tag: bane-the-mastiff

• Sno’ Witty™: The $5.09 Goodwill Containment Breach & The Multi-Species Insubordination Trial

  Oct 27

  Sno’ Witty™ returned from Goodwill with a $5.09 mystery—and a plasma ball that turned the living room into a fourth-grade meltdown. The red orb unleashed electric-blue lightning, while HR decoded… more ›