Category: Fairytale Remixes

• SNO’ WITTY™

  Oct 13

  Congress subpoenas Sno’ Witty™ for unlicensed happiness. A hilarious Wisconsin satire about bureaucracy, love, dogs, squirrels, and building your own joy. more ›

• 1408: Sno’ Witty™ Needs the Damn Summary

  Oct 6

  Sometimes the red flag is not subtle. Sometimes Samuel L. Jackson personally explains it to you for twenty minutes. more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Observes the Autumnal Equinox with Profound Mistrust

  Sep 22

  Tuesday, September 22, 2026 Breakfast Sno’ Witty™ woke up to an ambient temperature of fifty-one degrees inside the hallway and knew, without checking a device, that the celestial axis had… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Is Drafted into the Republic Against Her Will

  Sep 21

  Monday, September 21, 2026 Breakfast Sno’ Witty™ did not wake up wanting to participate in democracy. She woke up wanting a dry bagel and twenty minutes of silence before the… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™

  Sep 20

  If I Had to Live Six Months in House Manager™ Hell… I’m Monetizing It. Broadcasting live from Rubiclone, Wisconsin; where the weather has trust issues, breakfast remains under investigation, and… more ›