Category: A Day in the Life of Sno’ Witty™

• Sno’ Witty Explores Absurdity: From Russia to Robot Laundry

  Jan 7

  In “Passport to the Absurdistan Express,” Sno’ Witty™ humorously navigates chaotic headlines, misinterpreted political messages from President Donna Tramp, and ponderings about dating Eric Trump. She reflects on the absurdity… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ Episode 8: The FBI, the Bad Escalator, and the Day Civilization Nearly Tripped

  Dec 3

  When the Escalator quits working at the UN conference Sno’ Witty™️ and her dogs investigate. Based on a true story. Sort of. more ›

• Sno’ Witty™ rewrites the constitutionial

  Dec 3

  What if the rules we live by weren’t carved in stone, but rewritten with the voices of today? Reimagining the Constitution isn’t about erasing history — it’s about daring to… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™️✨ and The Great Snowphone Dilemna

  Dec 3

  In a world where going viral was just another Tuesday, our heroine Sno’ Witty™ found herself facing her greatest challenge yet: a snow apocalypse with no phone in sight. Morning… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™️ Calls the White House: Squirrel Chaos Edition

  Nov 15

  Sno’ Witty™️ dials the White House to report her backyard squirrel uprising. Air Force One, chaos, and mic-drop moments ensue in this supercharged absurd adventure. more ›

• Sno’ Witty™️ vs. Snoliver GPlatt: The Lost Extra Chronicles

  Nov 15

  Sno’ Witty™️ doesn’t stumble. She navigates chaos, politely interrogates the universe, and leaves a trail of legendary misadventures behind her. Snoliver GPlatt answered the door once; the world has never… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™️ Episode 10.5: Freelance Culinary & Heart Theft

  Nov 12

  “Patrick ghosted me, then dared to ask what I do for a living.”—Sno’ Witty™️ went full chaos mode: loud lines, dramatic poses, imaginary sidekicks, and a GPS “malfunction” to deliver… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™️ — Episode 9: Please, For the Love of Rent, Cancel Me

  Nov 11

  By unpopular demand, Sno’ Witty™️ is back — broke, poetic, and questioning why the Australians are kinder than her landlord. “Please, For the Love of Rent, Cancel Me” is a… more ›

• 🌪️ Sno’ Witty™ Episode 25sh: “Emotional Support Filibuster & The Burrito of Truth”

  Oct 31

  “I didn’t ghost you. I just entered a prolonged filibuster with my feelings. And my burrito.” THURSDAY OCTOBER 30TH, 2025 Scene I — The Setup She’s sitting in a dog-friendly… more ›

• Sno’ Witty™️ Episode 8.12: “The Emotional Support Burrito.”

  Oct 11

  Saturday October, 11th 2025 ❄️ Sno’ Witty™️ — 📍 Schiller Park Chronicles 🎙️ by Sno’ Witty™️ “Comfort comes in many forms. Today, it’s wrapped in foil.” 🧊 ACT I —  The… more ›