Episodes 13, 14, and 15- hence spiral.

Episode 13: Starts a Podcast

We already have this one — Sno’ Witty sets up shop with a blanket over her head, a kazoo theme song, and chaos as her co-host. The result? 2 listens, 1 angry Greg, and 5 spam bots.

Episode 14: Guest Stars Gone Wrong

Morning:

Sno’ Witty invites her neighbor to guest star. The neighbor spends 20 minutes ranting about the Illuminati and local HOA rules.

Sno’ Witty nods, sips wine, and says: “Wow, so relatable.”

Afternoon:

She lines up a Zoom interview with a “self-care guru.” Turns out he sells pyramid-scheme essential oils. Sno’ Witty interrupts:

“Sorry, Chad, but I don’t think lavender fixes capitalism.”

Evening:

The episode somehow gets 40 downloads. Bots, again.

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Episode 15: The Sponsorship Deal

Morning:

Sno’ Witty opens an email:

“Congratulations! You’ve been chosen for a sponsorship with NordVPNForCats.”

She doesn’t own a cat. She records the ad anyway.

Afternoon:

Mid-recording, her dog interrupts, chewing through the mic cord. She rolls with it:

“See? This is why you need CatVPN — to protect your WiFi from… canines.”

Evening:

The ad goes viral on TikTok. Not the podcast — just the ad.

Sno’ Witty sighs

“So I’m a meme, not a media mogul.”

Episode 16: Cancellation Chronicles

Morning:

Twitter (X, whatever) is furious. Sno’ Witty jokingly called oat milk “cow cosplay” and got canceled by Vegan Twitter.

Afternoon:

She records a tearful apology but accidentally uploads the blooper reel instead, where she says: “If you’re mad, that’s free cardio.”

Evening:

She gains 3,000 followers overnight. Apparently, chaos is the brand.

➡️ End of Arc: Sno’ Witty leans into it.

Podcast tagline becomes:

“Unfiltered. Unprepared. Unemployable.”

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