By Emily | September 2025 | Love & Sass

Move over, hopeless romantics—Sno’ Witty™️ is here to redefine dating with a blend of emotional intelligence, strategic charm, and just the right amount of chill.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to date someone who’s equal parts snowflake and firecracker, buckle up.

Or skip. Cause sometimes dating is just a “no thanks.” Blender of moments that turn into months followed by years, and, you, eventually: die alone.

Cheers’ as she clicks submit to her new dating profile:

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Love

Language of course. How else do you measure yourself? -> lovelanguage.co

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💞 Language: Physical Touch (But Make It Clever)

Sno’ Witty™️ doesn’t just crave closeness—she thrives on it. Hand-holding, forehead kisses, spontaneous cuddles? Yes please. But don’t mistake her warmth for clinginess. She’s intentional, intuitive, and knows that touch is a language all its own.

“I melt for hand-holding. It’s like my emotional battery gets recharged.”

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🧠 Emotional Intelligence with a Side of Sass

She’s not here for games—unless they involve flirty banter or snowball fights. Sno’ Witty™️ communicates clearly, listens deeply, and navigates emotional terrain like a seasoned traveler.

“I sense a cold front. Want to talk or should I bring cocoa?”

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🐾 Ideal Date Vibes

• Dog-friendly hikes with her boyfriend and pups
• Cozy cabin getaways with snacks and sarcasm
• Road trips with strategic stops (dispensary, coloring books, and cuddles included)

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🚩 Red Flags She Won’t Ignore

• Emotional unavailability
• Inconsistency
• “I’m just bad at texting” energy
• Cold hands and cold hearts

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💬 Message Her If…

You’re witty, warm, and emotionally available. Bonus points if you can handle a woman who’s strategic, creative, and occasionally sarcastic—but always sincere.

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